QUAKE LIMERICKS
Under each limerick there will be a name and a clan name. Limericks that do not have a clan name listed are from people who aren't in a clan.


Expensive Junk

I was playing Quake with a mass,
Then I left to relieve some gas.
I was fragged constantly,
When I was away, you see,
Auto-fire joysticks, my ass!

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Sniper vs. Demoman

Damn Demomen were just too strong,
I couldn't survive very long,
Then came 2.6,
Demo's extras were nixed,
FEEL MY WRATH, AND MY SILENCER'S SONG!

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


I was wrong

I was predjudiced, once, you see,
Rocket Arena was just not for me,
Then I played it at last,
That mod kicks much ass!
Forgive, it was just stubborn me.

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Chicken shit

That damn bitch, I hate LPBs,
Always running 'round fast as can be.
Those dicks get no lag,
"Come back here, you fag!"
So why did that bitch run from me?

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


The Future Battles

"Grand Poobah" was leading the clan,
Rocket launchers and nailguns in hand,
But we all were moshed,
Since our clan had lost,
Not one of us was left to stand.

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


The Running Man

My trigger finger, it did itch,
Since some guy tried to give me the ditch.
I charged fast behind,
And his ass was mine,
"Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!"

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Fox

There once was a channel called Fox,
They made shows full of gunshots.
When they saw some TCs,
They were brought to their knees,
They think they're so great, those fucks!

GoldenHog
Rabid Dog Clan


Naughty

In limericks, I cuss a lot.
You think that I should be shot.
But I'll do it again,
So, I'm sorry, my friend,
You think that I'll stop, I think not.

RaNsAx
Rabid Dog Clan


Midis

Midis were just fun to make.
But they're gone for some reason in Quake.
Their rhythms were nice.
Like water to ice.
Nothing's fun without midis to make!

Scribbit
Rabid Dog Clan


Italian Guy #1

There once was thees guy widda tweetch,
He said that he hadda bad eetch,
He thought it wass antz,
And he pull down 'is pantz
So, i keeked 'em, that sonna-ma-bitch!

Killdare
Rabid Dog Clan


Submit YOUR limerick!


Limericks have a rhyme scheme like this: Lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme and lines 3 & 4 rhyme. Limericks follow this rhythm: D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D, D-D-D-D-D, D-D-D-D-D, D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D, where "D" is a beat.

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